Every artist has his own dislikes – I have mine.  Below is the list of things I prefer not to draw, so read this before you decide to commission me.

These “dont’s” are valid for adult-related commissions mostly.

  1. No LOLi, Shota (little boys)or traps./non negotiable/
  2. No vore/someone to be swallowed and staying in another’s stomach/! That includes giants swallowing or smashing small people./non negotiable/
  3. No gore, mutilation – / battle scenes are fine – as a mainstream commission though, but not torturing.
  4. Furries, and My Little Pony , Vomit, scat, farts, diapers etc – and other smelly fetishes /non negotiable/
  5. No Fat, ugly and unsexy female characters (that includes bloating, huge bellies dragging to the ground etc deformations, or so called “food and drink” fetish, saggy breasts, old hags) – I’m following the mainstream tendencies – what most of the people accept as beautiful IS BEAUTIFUL.   So …No Inflation, huge bellies, dragging to the ground , no food or drink fetish, and no ugly females.
  6. No BESTIALITY ! /Patreon policy/
  7. No Incest ! /Patreon policy/
  8. No REAL PEOPLE! No celebs, public personalities, or people with normal life.
  9. No Femdom, Male Dom , Race Domination or other kind of humiliation, Torturing, tears – and noone is there to help. /non negotiable/
  10. I don’t draw requests for random people , meaning non-patrons. / you or your friend have b-day – cool, you can still buy a commission from me – the prices are shown on the site – I’m not doing gifts to random guys, sorry – this is my job and I do it for $$/
  11. I don’t do animations as request or commissions. I do it for my own fun and whenever I feel it.
  12. I don’t draw things for awareness /diseases, abuse or any similar/ – have you seen the content on my site ?
    Note: I keep my right to decline to draw ideas or characters that I dislike for different reasons without explaining myself about it.  
  13. I don’t teach people how to draw and I don’t criticize their work. I’m not a teacher. And definitely not your teacher.
  14. Don’t use your financial problems as a reason to reduce my price or not to pay me at all. Please come back if you’re still interested when you have a stable job. As far as I see it – if one has financial problems – they should be outside home on job interviews or busy to appoint meetings for a job.
    I already work pretty cheaply: become my patron and you’ll be able to commission me like $10 /character. I didn’t raise my prices there yet.

If you don’t see anything here on that list, yet you have some doubts – feel free to contact me by e-mail and ask me about it.

NOTE ABOUT ORIGINAL CHARACTERS:   I can draw your O.C. – and the charge will be $100 – even if you become a patron (every character – $60, etc). I set that price on purpose. The original character is every character that is unrecognizable to the wide audience. So the price for two unknown characters in one drawing would be $100+$100=$200. It’s expensive, but that’s the point – I prefer to draw popular characters.
The final drawing of your character will be shown here or anywhere I please. I’m NOT obligated to give credits to you, your site, your game or whatever you do, and definitely will NOT do promotion.
Note: I keep my right to decline to draw ideas or characters that I dislike for different reasons without explaining myself about it.

Guys keep in mind with the following stuff :

1. There are still guys who have commissioned me 2 or 5 years ago – they lost the drawing and now insist for me to dig it and give it to them. I pulled most of the drawings out – here on the site. Some of those are on hentai foundry or Newgrounds. If you don’t see it here – become my patron and try to look it inside. If you don’t see it inside – then it is probably lost – please don’t blame me for that – I’m not a personal archivist to anyone, and definitely I will not start looking for it.
Please, next time try to be more responsible and keep the art more carefully.
2. Please don’t feel offended if I don’t remember who you are and what I did for you 2 or 5 years ago. I work with a lot of people – and I’m getting my mind on the art – while trying to generate a brand new funny idea for a comic – I’m having hard times to remember most of the people who have commissioned me – especially those for whom I did a thing a month ago. Imagine someone that comes after 5 years!
3. I’m kindly asking my future clients or patrons not to insist for me to draw a thing that I dislike – by digging an old drawing and shoving it in my face. Please understand that I will probably not draw this anymore.
4. I’m kindly asking every commissioned work to stand for its own. Therefore there won’t be bulk commissions. If a work is not paid in full, I will simply not continue working until it’s paid.