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Not all mutants can fly or read minds. The newest student at the Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters has a very unremarkable power — his erection never goes away, no matter what. His power is too weak for him to join the X-Men, but it makes him very popular with his professors. They come to his room every night to give him private lessons on how to use his power for good.

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